Funny 40th Poems

by 40th Birthday Sayings

Funny 40th poems can poke a little fun or help someone ease into this birthday a little more gently.  Here are some light funny poems for a birthday card or party invitation.

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Welcome To The Club
By Candee Hart

Happy Birthday You’re 40
Wrinkles, gray hair, but oh so sporty
Welcome to the club called 40.

© Copyright 2010


All Grown Up
By Candee Hart

Happy Birthday You’re 40!
You’ve grown up and are no longer dorky.
As a kid you were really messy and warty.
And now, you are quite sporty.
Wishing you the best as you turn 40.

© Copyright 2010


Lordy Lordy
Look Who’s Forty!

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One Hot 40!
By Candee Hart

When you’re 20, you’re in the sexy majority.
And at 40, you’re in the sexy minority.
But not you Babe, you are both sexy and sporty.
Yes, you are one Hot 40!

© Copyright 2010


Happy Birthday You’re 40
By Candee Hart

Happy Birthday you’re 40.
As a kid you were in the minority.
You were so quiet and such a shorty.
And your laugh was so snorty.
But with your gray hair at 40.
You are now in the majority.
Welcome to the club we now call Sporty.

© Copyright 2010


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