Fabulous birthday quotes for women. Add them to a card, email, or any birthday gift to honor a special woman in your life. Quotes can also be used on birthday invitations.
Your special trips together, business events, each other’s birthdays and whatever moments in your life you value. Celebrate the women in your life. Here is a list of some of our favorites.
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The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
~ Erma Bombeck
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
~ Caryn Leschen
From this point on, every birthday will be your 39th.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
~ Bette Midler
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
~ Oprah Winfrey
We are always the same age inside.
~ Gertrude Stein
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
~ Ingrid Bergman
Old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway.
Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake and ice cream.
You know you are getting old when people call you after 10 pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”
A woman that has got it together is one that not only knows what you want for her birthday, but she already knows what she is going to exchange it for tomorrow.
~ Candee Hart
If we survive long enough, we are revered – rather like an old building.
~ Katherine Hepburn
We know we are getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to have people remind us of it.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
~ Mary Schmich
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
~ Phyllis Diller
Getting old ain’t for sissies.
~ Bette Davis
When your knees buckle and your belt won’t, you know you’re getting older.
When it takes twice as long to look half as good, then you know you’re getting older.
Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but rather of moments.
~ Rose Kennedy